>;3€

howtobangyourmonster:

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook 

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus 

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

(furiously scribbling this down to use in monster porn later)

(via ghostlyboop)

nsfw is that not a normal amount of arms?

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Jun 26, 2018

path-of-the-sound:

hormel:

dogpetter420:

hormel:

Snail but with no shell

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

a what

nüde snail

Nudis???

(Source: nunchuk, via path-of-the-sound)

reblog nudi.....branch! the most naked tree arm i know not words

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Jun 26, 2018

teeth-fish:

krafteasymac:

dongboss:

gaaramutual:

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

whats the surprise

blood poisoning

@aseaxualcnidarian

tagged in when you arent born bioluminescent but youre born determined

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Jun 25, 2018

Anonymous asked:

eye am so upset that i missed the integral weekend when this was set up. eye wanted in on the sheyenanigans

Bold of you to assume the sheyenanigans will end

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Jun 25, 2018

Anonymous asked:

What even is this blog

aseaxualcnidarian Answer:

https://aseaxualcnidarian.tumblr.com/about

Since that link doesnt work on mobile:

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

……………………….hello

Im sure you have a few questions, lets try a FAQ first, hm?

The Basics

• Im Toy!! my main is Toytulini
• 20, they/them, queer aroace
• Profile pic By My Lovely Friend Here

Questions:

What the hell even is this blog? What is this for??

• I don’t entirely know yet; #ToytulinUntagged?? surreallst, absurdity, shitposts, body horror, eyestrain (I lovemy trademark EyemurderTeal™ toysola becoming an oc, ominous statements and phrases,

Your Theme And Colors Hurt My Eyes:

• that is on porpoise ;) this. is where eyes come to burn. graphic design is meye passion. it hurts by design.

Whats with the eyes!!!

• my color is Eyemurder™ i came to murder eyes and take eyes and im all out of eyes. give me your eyes.

Thoughts on things besides eyes?

•  go for it

Corsola??

• listen pal, i dont know jack shit about pokemon. but i do know that corsola is coral themed, and Shiny Corsola is so close to My Color™.

“Theye”??

• just use they/them pronouns but spell all versions with “eye” so like theye theyem theyere theyell theyed theyedve. If you cant its fine just use regular they/them, i just saw an oppuntunity and im not passing it up ;)

reblog asks anonymous seriously what the fuck is this about about the corsola mobile about long post

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Jun 23, 2018

Anonymous asked:

u said niddies were valid but where are they?? what must i sacrifice for the content

BUSY

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Jun 23, 2018

Anonymous asked:

What even is this blog

https://aseaxualcnidarian.tumblr.com/about

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Jun 23, 2018

Anonymous asked:

i've.... thrown an eye at you ;)

How dare you,

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Jun 22, 2018

Anonymous asked:

Eye, the 👁 cannot fathom what happened here

Its only downhill from here!

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Jun 22, 2018

Anonymous asked:

would you like a gecko to lick your eyes for you

I would settle for no less!! I must maintain the quality of my visionorb collection so only the FINEST quality of gecko tongues will do. Thank you

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Jun 22, 2018