Anonymous asked:

What even is this blog

Since that link doesnt work on mobile:

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SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

……………………….hello

Im sure you have a few questions, lets try a FAQ first, hm?

The Basics

Questions:

What the hell even is this blog? What is this for??

  • I don’t entirely know yet; #ToytulinUntagged?? surreallst, absurdity, shitposts, body horror, eyestrain (I lovemy trademark EyemurderTeal™ toysola becoming an oc, ominous statements and phrases,

Your Theme And Colors Hurt My Eyes:

  • that is on porpoise ;) this. is where eyes come to burn. graphic design is meye passion. it hurts by design.

Whats with the eyes!!!

  • my color is Eyemurder™ i came to murder eyes and take eyes and im all out of eyes. give me your eyes.

Thoughts on things besides eyes?

  •  go for it

Corsola??

  • listen pal, i dont know jack shit about pokemon. but i do know that corsola is coral themed, and Shiny Corsola is so close to My Color™.

“Theye”??

  • just use they/them pronouns but spell all versions with “eye” so like theye theyem theyere theyell theyed theyedve. If you cant its fine just use regular they/them, i just saw an oppuntunity and im not passing it up ;)

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