Anonymous asked:
What even is this blog
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SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
……………………….hello
Im sure you have a few questions, lets try a FAQ first, hm?
The Basics
- Im Toy!! my main is Toytulini
- 20, they/them, queer aroace
- Profile pic By My Lovely Friend Here
Questions:
What the hell even is this blog? What is this for??
- I don’t entirely know yet; #ToytulinUntagged?? surreallst, absurdity, shitposts, body horror, eyestrain (I lovemy trademark EyemurderTeal™ toysola becoming an oc, ominous statements and phrases,
Your Theme And Colors Hurt My Eyes:
- that is on porpoise ;) this. is where eyes come to burn. graphic design is meye passion. it hurts by design.
Whats with the eyes!!!
- my color is Eyemurder™ i came to murder eyes and take eyes and im all out of eyes. give me your eyes.
Thoughts on things besides eyes?
- go for it
Corsola??
- listen pal, i dont know jack shit about pokemon. but i do know that corsola is coral themed, and Shiny Corsola is so close to My Color™.
“Theye”??
- just use they/them pronouns but spell all versions with “eye” so like theye theyem theyere theyell theyed theyedve. If you cant its fine just use regular they/them, i just saw an oppuntunity and im not passing it up ;)
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