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howtobangyourmonster: elodieunderglass: foxyplaydate: thatblond...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:30:53 -0400

elodieunderglass:

foxyplaydate:

thatblondeperson:

blaineitontheapplejuicee:

mirijade:

jayrockin:

fahrae:

brootalnoodles:

imgengy:

i paid $150 for this textbook

what

screams

hot

Better than 50 Shades of Grey.

octopus

Ok before I realized this was about an octopus…..that was the most terrifyingly disturbing thing I had ever read.

I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN THE MAN HAD FIVE ARMS AND HAVEN’T STOPPED YET

my blog is too much randomized anger and roaring here is octopus sex

(furiously scribbling this down to use in monster porn later)

path-of-the-sound: hormel: dogpetter420: hormel: Snail but with no shell Oh those is then...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:10:39 -0400

path-of-the-sound:

hormel:

dogpetter420:

hormel:

Snail but with no shell

Oh those is then ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ slurms

a what

nüde snail

Nudis???

teeth-fish: krafteasymac: dongboss: gaaramutual: i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:30:10 -0400

teeth-fish:

krafteasymac:

dongboss:

gaaramutual:

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

whats the surprise

blood poisoning

@aseaxualcnidarian

eye am so upset that i missed the integral weekend when this was set up. eye wanted in on the sheyenanigans

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:28:52 -0400

Bold of you to assume the sheyenanigans will end

What even is this blog

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:40:42 -0400

https://aseaxualcnidarian.tumblr.com/about

u said niddies were valid but where are they?? what must i sacrifice for the content

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:29:24 -0400

BUSY

What even is this blog

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:29:14 -0400

https://aseaxualcnidarian.tumblr.com/about

i've.... thrown an eye at you ;)

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:35:08 -0400

How dare you,

Eye, the 👁 cannot fathom what happened here

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:34:42 -0400

Its only downhill from here!

would you like a gecko to lick your eyes for you

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:34:08 -0400

I would settle for no less!! I must maintain the quality of my visionorb collection so only the FINEST quality of gecko tongues will do. Thank you

Eyem done talking leyeke this its a pain in the phytoplankton

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:32:44 -0400

Eyem done talking leyeke this its a pain in the phytoplankton

spaghettibastard: -WEAPONIZED GODFLESH-Pure-blood Angel types....

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:28:41 -0400

spaghettibastard:

-WEAPONIZED GODFLESH-
Pure-blood Angel types. Without the wisdom of the intelligence to aim them, the first weapons fell to divine madness.

elodieunderglass: knifebucket: rabidpotato: DID SOMEBODY SAY...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:27:33 -0400

elodieunderglass:

knifebucket:

rabidpotato:

DID SOMEBODY SAY REVERSE MERMAY?

…

Nobody?

…

TOO BAD.

@elodieunderglass uh. legs??

Well, quite.

powerfulpomegranate: Mermay is flawed bc everyone’s ignoring...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:27:04 -0400

powerfulpomegranate:

Mermay is flawed bc everyone’s ignoring both the best halves of fish AND humans

people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:26:31 -0400

toytulini:

@miraviglioso @opportvnist

artoflaurendavis: She bashfully turns away from your glance but...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:25:57 -0400

artoflaurendavis:

She bashfully turns away from your glance but all the while her eyes still manage to burn into you

path-of-the-sound: i-am-a-fish: waxydoll: i-am-a-fish: lifescrewsallofus: i-am-a-fish: teardrop...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:25:17 -0400

path-of-the-sound:

i-am-a-fish:

waxydoll:

i-am-a-fish:

lifescrewsallofus:

i-am-a-fish:

teardropsonthemoon:

i-am-a-fish:

lit-fuccer:

i-am-a-fish:

nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

@toytulini

sassytigerdame: elodieunderglass: kvothbloodless: supaslim: I...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:24:33 -0400

sassytigerdame:

elodieunderglass:

kvothbloodless:

supaslim:

I couldn’t get any of you schmucks to do it so I had to do it myself

nautilus mermaid

@elodieunderglass

YEAH

@toytulini this seems like you

ketrinadrawsalot:Eldritch Kaiju is intangible, incomprehensible,...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:21:55 -0400

ketrinadrawsalot:

Eldritch Kaiju is intangible, incomprehensible, and indifferent.

portmanteau-bot: eeli-ah: daydehlus:Made this handsome boy a...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:21:05 -0400

portmanteau-bot:

eeli-ah:

daydehlus:
Made this handsome boy a little while back but realized that I posted him to IG but not Tumblr. His name is charlie and he lives in my closet

JESUS CHRIST
jesus + christ = jesist.
^{Beep-boop. ^{Portmanteau^{^bot^{^1}}}}

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